girls with long hair that dress a little boyish are the reason im gay
Fact: Bisexuals don’t need to dress up for Halloween. They’re terrifying to legions of both gay and straight people already.
when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”
step one: wash hair
step two: hope for the best
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.