Anonymous asked: u are the most beautiful potato with eyes ive ever seen
Now THIS is the most beautiful potato with eyes you will ever see.
Also, I’m crying with laughter cause when I downloaded it, it got saved automatically as “Jay Leno”
Anonymous asked: I thought you were single?
Oh man, I found someone who likes me even if I’m a potato with eyes. You all act so surprised! 😔
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
Anonymous asked: Why :( ?
Hahah cause I genuinely didn’t know what else to write.
Anonymous asked: fuck that leave that girl and run away w/ me
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real